Quotes (This was not all one conversation, like some people may think)

"What is squatting?" - Ruben
"(to Rachael) Behave yourself or you will have timeout" - Ruben
"At least it is only once a week and not every 5 seconds" - Rachael
"Thats it i'll have to write in vinegar" - Ruben
"Don't say that infront of the bear" - Ruben
"Next time I do this, I got to be sober" - Ruben
"I'll do a wallaby" - Ruben
"This is really hard" - Rachael
"Of course i have man boobs, and i'm damn proud of them!" - Ruben
"If all my quotes are on here, i may as well keep my mouth shut" - Ruben
"Keep your feet out of my boxers!" - Ruben
"I dont normally look at your nipples" - Jayne
"Handcuffs are more fun" - Hazel
"Everyone wants to do Ruben, obviously. . ." *looks at Rachael*- Jayne
"Does wanking count" - Ruben
"If you want to play with me, we can play a two player game" - Ruben
"Who's nutty nougat caramel flavour chocolate" said Hazel, Marie replied "Is that a flavour condom?"
"Thats ruben's aim in life now, to have a sexy party" - Jayne
"Ruben's got moobs" - Ruben
"All I need is experience" - Ruben
"I cant multi-task, I'm not a woman" - Rachael
"You don't get wet on this ride" - Marie just before getting soaked on the rapids at Alton Towers.